May 2013
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
makeitzayn:
i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch
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How to make Piñata cookies!
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mischievousmelancholic:
nada-interessante:
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I hate the moment right before someone gives you bad news. They have this look of stoic concern and its completely impossible to gage how bad the thing truly is. So then of course your mind swirls around all of the things that could have gone wrong and the milliseconds that it takes for the person to switch from that concerned expression to the actual talking seems like forever. Then they say it.
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twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
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twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
xsamanthaex:
honestly if it was legal i would be shitfaced drunk right now.
